Monday, February 4, 2013

a typical monday night conversation

10:00PM, February 4th. Maggie's phone rings. It's Mandy.

Maggie: Hey, what's up?
Mandy: Hey. I have an important dating question.
Maggie: Mmhm?
Mandy: (muffled) I'm picking up an order for Amanda?
Maggie: ...Where are you?
Mandy: What? Oh. Picking up buffalo wings. Obviously. Anyway.

Remember, we don't trust people who don't like meat, or snacks.

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